This….

…is a very bad sign. That’s my week old soap clinging to my knife. Hovering above the ping-pong table, like, a foot. Cookie dough soap. And not the cookie smelling kind. The cookie FEELING kind.

Watch this…

Oh, that’s not good. Maybe after two minutes in the pringles can, but a week?

Here’s where I think the problem started:


I tried to add cucumber to my soap. The recipes said that you had to cook it. It fizzed a lot. And cucumber is really watery.

Um, I think I’ll let it cure for 6….YEARS, or so.

That or it will become laundry detergent.

Of course, as TL pointed out, I might soon hear, “Honey, there’s cucumber in my shirt pockets.”

Ivory