It appears that I live in the safest town in America. Feel free to walk down Main Street at midnight with hundred dollar bills hanging out of your pockets. I. Am. A. Criminal.
Six pound goat with NO complaints from neighbors. Menace to Society. Ivory’s going to court. Know a good lawyer?
ivory :<
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The lawn police are more active than the regular police, I swear. That’s why I am now 25 miles out of town instead of dead center. There were no ordinances against goats and chickens in my little town, but that didn’t stop City Hall form “expressing their displeasure” at me for 7 years. Other peoples free range guineas on the other side of town were fine, but my chicken tractor up by church/school made my yard “Look Bad”.