June 2008

Oh, What a Tangled Web We Weave

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Oh, wow, now that’s . . . um . . . that’s real interesting. So. . . I’d say that’s a . . . wha’d ya call that exactly? Don’t. Make. Fun. I’ll get the hang of it eventually.

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One Heckuva Sweet Tater

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It might be a ‘success,’ technically–but, it sure didn’t turn out like I intended. YIKES: Beauregard Tate Caswell 9/24/08 6 lbs 6.4 ounces 30.5 inches Ivory P.S. That’s a VCR tape.

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Potato Famine

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Growing potatoes in a barrel sounded as easy as. . . shooting fish in one, perhaps. I thought I did everything right–I used certified seed potatoes, I planted them to the suggested depth. I covered them carefully as they grew, up and over the top of the barrel, and watered them judiciously. They looked fine, [...]

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The Gravity of Gardening

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What is that? A crooked row of some experimental type of bean? Nope. Ma bean pole blowed over. (sigh) T.L.

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The Year of the Squash Vine Borer

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Who can’t grow squash? The prevailing attitude is that you plant your squash, turn and run before it overtakes you, and retreat to the kitchen to concoct increasingly unconventional recipes to use up the overwhelming quantity of squash produced. Neighbors cross the street to avoid you and your grocery bags full of excess zucchini and [...]

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