Isn’t that beautiful?  Corn, beans, tomatoes, watermelon…  It’s my neighbors’.  Which makes this even more shameful:

Hideous Garden 101


Step 1:  Buy goats and chickens.

Step 2:  Have only one fence dividing your backyard.

Step 3:  Have husband who hates poo (communist) and likes grilling with friends.

Step 4:  Move animals to far side of fence to please hubby.

Step 5:  Put down weed blanket and boxes in attempt to move raised bed garden, yet fail to build new fence.

Step 6:  Hide squash in front flower beds and resolve to rally next year.

Ivory