micro eggs

It’s not possible.  I know.  But trust me.  It all works off that ‘eggs continue cooking after they leave the stove’ thing.

1.  Place eggs in CERAMIC bowl and scramble well.

2.  UNDERCOOK them. For my micky, it’s 30 seconds per egg.

This is too wet:

weteggs

What you’re looking for is just before it permanently adheres to the sides of the bowl.  Little sloshy puddle in the bottom.  For me, it’s 30 seconds per egg.

3.  Break it up and salt it.  It  looks like this:

still cooking

See?  Still a little wet.  That’s intentional.

4.  Let it sit to finish cooking.  Stir a few times to coat.  If it doesn’t set after a minute or two, pop it back in for, like, ten seconds…tops.

5.  Serve

6.  Rinse out the bowl before the remaining egg sheen turns to super glue.

(I would say “Waa-laa!” but the humorless French Police keep beating down the door to my inbox.)

Ivory