Cat/Kid-Proof “Ornaments”

Five years ago, our kids were either unborn or largely immobile. We had a beautiful tree…..in an I-Grew-Up-Really-Close-To-Gatlinburg kinda way. Four years ago, we had no tree at all. Child 1 & 2 were too young to remember if we had a tree or not and we were...

Like Bacon for Candles

For the lovers of bacon everywhere, I offer you…ideal mood lighting. Clean, efficient, and 100% kitchen grease. 1. Just like the bacon soap recipe, I boiled the grease with water in equal parts, removed it from heat and added 1/2 as much COLD water to...

Make Lamps–Not Vinaigrette

We’re in storm-n-outage season now, and I don’t have a single candle in the house. What’s a girl to do? 1. Open a bottle of wine with some friends and whack the cork in half longways. (If you’re alone–freeze the extra wine. Booze and...

Auntie’s Afghan Pattern

Way-More-Than-Four-Hour-Afghan Adapted from THIS pattern. Afghan is worked with a P-hook, THREE strands held together, and absolute crap load of worsted weight acrylic. (I used two red, one gray.) Ch 84. (Or however wide you like your blankies. I’m...

New Favorite Apple Pie Recipe

Overheard during The Dessert Phase of Thanksgiving dinner:”Mmmmm.””I thought your favorite pie was cherry pie!””Not since I tried this apple pie!”Guess that recipe needs to make it onto the ol’ blog, then:Little House Apple...