by Ivory Soap | Sep 14, 2009 | Conversation, Fencepost
Which one is the store bought egg? Yes, ma’am, Ivory
by Daisy | Sep 7, 2009 | Fencepost, Flops
A moment is all it takes to consume this tasty fruit. Lemme show you: Oh, tiny. So tiny. What went wrong? I’ve never grown a watermelon before. Any advice for next year?
by Daisy | Sep 4, 2009 | Fencepost, Flavorings & Condiments, Flops, Recipes
OR—How To Pepper-Gas Your Entire House So. I got ready for a normal post–here are the ingredients, here it is cooking, here’s the finished product, etc. I took the ingredient photo: Put the ingredients on to simmer for a few minutes. And went outside...
by Daisy | Aug 28, 2009 | Conversation, Fencepost
It happens over and over again. I look and look, with scratched hands and itchy arms, searching under the fuzzy, broad cucumber leaves for one more cuke. The one I know is there, the camouflaged, (shape-shifting?), hidden-in-plain-sight cucumber. Eventually the...
by Daisy | Aug 21, 2009 | Conversation, Fencepost
Guess what he (she?) ate to get this size? Jalapeno. The entire plant. See that nekkid stalk in the background? All that’s left. I’ve been going around bragging how the birds were keeping my tomatoes hornworm-free this year. I didn’t even know they...
by Daisy | Aug 19, 2009 | Conversation, Fencepost
The babies are losing their fluff and putting on big bird feathers. Remember this cheeky beak from last week? See how she’s grown: Still cheeky, though. I brought them a treat. What’re you lookin’ at? Never seen a chicken before?...
